The Quotes Book

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1'our humour is just RAT'

1'i didnt know that bacon comes from pigs...'
2'eggs are just dead baby chickens'
3'your mum is a dead baby chicken'
4'im not eating my mum'
5'i am'

1'youre more energetic than me- oh no theres rice on my trousers'
2'theres rice on my balls- NOOOO'
3'what the fuck'
2'im going to go eat...'
4'hopefully not rice'

1'do you want some naan bread?'
2'my nan's dead'
3'naan bread is just bread bread'
4'lets force feed them nan'
5'stop you're gonna make them choke'
6'...on deez nutz...'
4'choke on nan'

1'dont worry we got the floor's consent'
2'floor is love floor is life'

1'How old was your brother when he was born?'
2'30'
1'he daged'

1'simply breathe angrily'

1*pigeon noises*
2'perereru!!!'

1*sad bread noms*

1'he got pegged by a cupboard'
2'NO IT BENT ME OVER AND BROKE MY SPINE'

1'that was the most UwU sneeze I've ever heard'

1'TURN JESUS AFF'

1'i have an itchy bum'
2'oof'

1*swinging bag around*
2'hes just a bit silly and goofy'

1'Wilson Fisk needs to stop having tension with his right hand men'
2'are yall talking about the office?'

1'im going slurp this moose and cry'

1'most superheroes and supervillains are just furries'
2'i hate you a lot'

1'im dead, mourn me'
2'*taxi noises*'

1'chloe thought that devil dude had taken down the russian mafia? Guess not.'
1'thanks devil dude'

1'ive never experienced gender, it's just Taylor Swift and Doctor Who'

1'shrodinger's asexual'

1'petting eyebrows and sniffing eyes'
2'friendship'

1'your shoulders look like a fucking pelvis. Shut the fuck up.'

1'i get gender envy from washing machines on fire, and skeletons, skeletons are cool'
2'nice gender'
1'theres so many Skeletons'
1'this will become an issue'

1'im changing my art style to become more boobable'

1'did you tell her that her fish died???'
2'fish'

1'i dislike americaning'

1'my new obsession is skeletons that are just a bit too tall'
2'those skeletons are larger than buildings'
1'tiny bit too tall'

1'PLEASE CAN I BE MORIARTY I WOULD BE A GREAT QUEER CODED VILLIAN'

1'freddy you're supposed to be on lockdown!'
2'Vanessa, I'm... A MATERIAL GORWL'
3'is that from high school musical?'
1&2*wheezing*

1'i get very drunk when I'm upside down'

1'WHERE ARE PROPLE GETTING ALL THESE PELVISES FROM???'

1'knock knock whore, I'm at the door, open the fuck up'
2'bitch'

1'ok Google, give them mumps'

1'shoplifting'
2'i think we'll get along well'
3'what the fuck'