1'im going to piss myself out of anger'
1'thanks for the advice, Conner, but there are 7 horses that want to fuck me right now and you are not helping in the slightest.'
1'Its because hes clinically insane!... I admire his personality a lot'
1'explicit, people will die, and there will be sex.'
1'im going to eat God's legs'
2'im going to eat God'
3'im going to eat God out'
1'wrong answer, get in the sad pit!'
1'mm'
1'*rearranges my vertebrae*'
1'im going to show up at your house with an brass orchestra comprised entirely of furries, and release 100 rats into your home'
1'you know, they say laughter is the best medicine, but laughing just about sent me to the hospital there-'
1'man, I love you a lot'
2'FOUR BIG GUYS-'
1'pilk'
2'thats chocolate milk-'
1'Pilk.'
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The Quotes Book
HumorThis is a compilation of funny things that me and my friends have said out of context. Trust me, this garbage is glorious. Updates every Sunday (sometimes mondays if I forget to update or if there isn't enough) I reccomend ignoring the first 10 chap...
