The Quotes Book

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1'i don't think vaccines can feel spite'

1' everyone named Mark is just Mark Zuckerberg in disguise'

1' we were playing Minecraft-'
2'WHY ARE YOU NAKED???'

1' to put things simply, there's more than two genders, and there's more than dicks and vaginas'
2'attack helecopt-'
3'shut.'

1' sorry if I seem intrusive or rude, but uh...'
2'no, no, it's fine, ask away, you can't understand things without asking for the answers'
1'are you a boy or a girl?'
2'no I am not'
1'oh ok'

1' your mother is submissive and breedable'

1' am I not allowed to compliment my brother in law's arms?'

1' ignore my unnecessarily long messages, I'm reading Sherlock fanfiction'

1' GIVE ME YOU ARMS I WILL TRADE YOUR ARMS FOR NOODLES'

1' YOU'RE GAY!'
2'i have a boyfriend...'
1' EXACTLY'

1' my boyfriend and friend are teaching me about omegaverse fanfictions'

1' HI, I'M YOUR COOL GAY ANKLE'
2' isn't it spelt Auncle?'
1*inhale*
1'do I look like I give a fuck'

1'the teacher said we are only a man if we can cook a fish'

1' shush my brain is mushy, I don't always make sense'

1'I'm not a boy, I'm not a girl, I'm just depressed'

1' omg remember the homophobic dog'
2'yeah when we were...'
3'what were you doing?'
2' nothing, nothing was happening'
1*whispering* we definitely weren't making out in a bush'

1'I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY TWO ADVERTS FOR SHOPPIFY OR VINTED OR GRAMMERLY, LET ME FUCKING LISTEN TO CAVETOWN, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN IN PEACE'

1' if one more person mentions Christmas in the spoopy season I will stab them'
2'i shall also partake in the stabbing'
3'Christmas.'
1'stabby time?'
2' stabby time'

1'PLEASE STOP SWEARING IN GERMAN'