The Quotes Book

49

And yes, somehow, next weeks chapter is THE 50TH CHAPTER OF THE QUOTES BOOK

1'He hold the glock
1'He like the cock'

1'if you hairline hard enough you become sexy'

1'for women:'
2'advantages: BOOBS'
2:disadvantages: BOOBS'
1'for men:'
2'advantages: DICK'
2'disadvantages: DICK'

1'did you just fail to pole dance on a girthy lamppost?'
2'no I succeeded'

1'come through, we're going to watch marvel what if'
2'ok- wait how much gender do I have'
3'yes'

1*random convo*
2'i can trans myself if you want'
3'i already transed myself'

1'what did you guys talk about at lunch?'
2'jesus and sex'

1'gay people?'
2'Map toggle'

1'im a transformer'
2'what are you? A fleshmobile?'

1'can you put the child line number in the quotes book for funny'

1'yes, I have a kink for skeletons in wheelie bins'

1'hehe I'm stinky boi'
1*sounds of falling, crashing and swearing ensue*

1'capitalism is taking away your right to piss'

1'i have cake lungs'

1'so far we have a pedo, a thief, and ghost pirates'
2'exellent'

1'may I just repeat, Santa IS going to break into your house and replace your children with furries'
2'what, are you paying him?'
1'YES'

1'jesus's beard is intimidating'

1'i will now drum the beat that plays in her deadedly heart'
1'macarana'

1'My eyeball is refusing'
2'Oh rip'
1'sexual intercourse'