The Quotes Book

35

Hey there yall. Sorry about the lack of new chapter last week, my phone was broken so I didn't have constant access to Wattpad. I hope this chapter is ok enough for this week. Enjoy.

1'When you're dating someone and they're nonbinary: Nonbbinary'

1'genderly gods'

1'i wish you a merry anniversary of being shat out your mother's vagina'
2'they mean happy birthday'

1'you know, most other friend groups don't have debates over how other people's hair tastes'

1' you're back!'
2'i need a hug!'
3'want to come stroke someone's hair?'
4'i had surgery'

1' yes, I just compared your face to warm raw chicken'

1' fleshy moist crevaces'
2'no'

1' uno reverse'
2'miss a go'
1'your turn again'
2'oh, right, blue nine'
1'bitch card'

1'you are a hot fish'

1' santa will kidnap your children and replace them with furries'

1'thicc is a gender now'

1' stop eating shit with your fingers'
2'slurp the shit'

1' someone about to step on you how do you feel?'
2'eh, it's happened before, I mean heck, you've stepped on me before'
1'oh right..."

1'are you a gay?'
2'yes'
1'are you a gay?'
3'no, I am the gay'
4'i am multiple gays'

1' saying "I am a homosexual" in a news reporter voice is amazing'

1'how do people with dicks pee? How do they pee with erections? Do they just fucking spider man over the toilet?'

1'they could train monkeys'
2'thats how I got my job'
3'you were trained by monkeys?'
2'I AM THE MONKEY'

1'how dare they have the utter audacity to put Ed Sheeran on the same page as the half naked pretty lady'
2'how dare they have the audacity to put the half naked pretty lady on the same page as Ed Sheeran'

1'hey there, sock, my dude, you are very extravagantly homosexual, could I eat your mother's chair?'

1'mogh lichblogh'
2'BAH'
3'hi, welcome to drama class'

1'I stole Italy'
2'ah, not again

1'I lost the kneecaps in the divorce'

1'how do you moan in posh?'

1'you can take a racoon to water, but you can't make it stop drinking gasoline'

1'i have way he'd'

1'i zoned back in on "daddy"'

1'im hearing your smell'

1'are you making a furry?'
2'shut up , it's an aaracokra'
3'nerds'
2'and besides, it would be a feathery, not a furry, wouldn't it?'

1'i will not cease to be a pinterest board'

1'HE WOULD BE SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE'
2'-if you look at it from an omegaverse kind if veiw-'
3'why am I here'

1'ginger people have fanta pubes'

1'its a chunker'
2'its a deformity'
1*SHLURP*

1'this jam looks like my period blood'
2'why would you say that'
3'yay blood'

1'buttons are nice, murder is illegal'
2'just because its illegal doesnt mean it's not nice'

1'legs are expensive'