The Quotes Book

15

1'assage'

1' anything except a narwal'

1' I fed a cat a deep fried xylophone'

1' half of my personality is just hypocrisy'

1'well in that case I fucked Ted Bundy'

1'i regret your existence'

1'why are yall so horny?'
2'bitch you're one to talk'

1'hey is that a bird's nest?'
2'nope, it's like 30 bats and now I'm terrified'

1'i completely agree with you but please shut up'

1' there's like 12 other people with the exact same hat as me and we're 3 cities away from where I bought it'

1' time to fuck Russia'

1' rainbow telepathy'

1'i was a bisexual panic the entire time and then they nearly fainted'

1' those are some of the gayest flowers I have ever seen'

1'i should have worn the proud t-shirt. I SHOULD HAVE WORN THE FUCKING PROUD T SHIRT'
2'I FORGOT TO WEAR ANYTHING OBVIOUSLY GAY'
3'YOU ALWAYS LOOK OBVIOUSLY GAY'

1'there are far worse bird superhero names that Robin could have chosen'

1'LET ME CHECK YOU IN YOU BASTARD'

1' it's so hard writing a DnD campaign for my family because I need to try and not make a flirty character'

1'gay jester'
2'all jesters are gay'
3'well actually-'
2'all jesters are gay'
1'fool of hearts-'

1'the cute person hasn't left, we bumped into each other in the bathroom and I might faint'
2'why?'
1*screaming*

1'i need a noodle'
2'i kneed a noodle'
3'i noodled a knee'
4'i knitted a knee out of noodles'
5'kneeoodle'
6'kniteedaloo'

1' it is 5 in the morning. You have done nothing but read fanfiction for 7 hours straight. Seven. Fucking. Hours. And you just suggested writing another fanfiction even though you have 3 other WIPs.'

1✨therapy✨
2*hiss*

1'HI MY NAME IS SOUP'

1'the naughty toilet goes in the toilet jail for toilet crimes'

1'thats the disabled toilet'
2'i have multiple mental illnesses, disorders and disabilities'

1' please, for the love of fuck just- OH HEY I WOULD LOOK GOOD WITH TATOOS!'