The Quotes Book

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1'merry Christmas'
1'you have autism'

1'big ass chonkalongous here, keeps kronkahonking his binkabonking hongalongin hog noggin'

1'you sound like transfem kermit the frog'

1'she traumatised me with her sassy choir ender'

1'a hungry man with knees'

1'is your nan a crocodile?
2'only in Vietnam'

1'Shut yo dumbass up before i get a bus over there just to a shit on your doorstep and run away then get a McDonald's'
2'lets shit while holding hands'

1'He is such a testical muncher, what a little teste cruncher'

1'ive got bum cramp'
2'youve cursed us all with your autistic constipation'

1*snorts snow*
1'feels like summer'

1'your forehead just throat punched me'

1'how big is your penis?'
2'among us'

1'His penis walks and his boob talks'

1'you said it was funny'
2'yeah it's really just a lot of penis'

1'I’m really worried about you'
2'What? You like tits too...'
1'Yeah but not sheep tits!!'

1'why would I socialise when I can listen to a german guy scream about how he likes big tiddies?'

1'i am the mass hysteria'

1'you belong to my pet rat now'

1'gender hoard'

1'do not worry, limpets are not going to eat the school'

1'IM A DRUG LORD TOO?!? WAIT IS THIS MCDONALD'S?!'

1'rectal exam'
2'yipee'
2'no'

1'and a bald fat man (very spherical)'
2'(very sperical)'
3'is that baymax?'

1'CAN U PLZ DONATE UR FEET PICS TO ME'
1'HELP'

1'youre the best dad ever'
2'i am'
3'i like... tits'

1'please dont spunk on the white cat'

1'E.T go beef'

1'why is everyone else a gay fruit and I'm a penis?'

1'im trying to make minecraft as sexual as possible'

1'yeah, I'm allowed to touch her balls'

1*honks tiddie*
1'im so glad we're friends'