The Quotes Book

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I didn't get to my word goal for quotes this week, but I hope you enjoy this late chapter anyway, sorry

1'the world is going to die because you misdecomposed an orange'

1'youre so comfy'
2'WWWWAAAAAAAHHHHH'

1'i covered Hitler with elephants'

1'is anyone gonna kiss Russel?'
2'i'll kiss Russel'
1'thank you Alex'

1'welcome to my arm'

1'Happy Gilmore'
2'Severely Depressed Gilmore'

1'I’m very impressed by your dedication to punctuation'
2'lmao'
1'insectivorous'

1'remember, I know where you live'
2'thats the wrong line'
3'✨💅fuck you Evans💅✨'
4'Lemon!'

1'spider'
2'spider'
1'spider man'
3'tasty'

1'Shlong and Microsoft Holmes'

1'DON'T SET THE MAYOR'S PICKLES ON FIRE!'

1'invisible flying gay sex'

1'hey'
1'hey'
1'hey'
1'he-'
2'what?'
1'i fucked your brother'
2'NOOOOOO'

1'i heard rumours that the water isn't very clean, but I'm sure it's fine'
2'no there's definitely glue and piss in the water here'

1'a dog of bag poo'

1*pointing to metal tin*
1'look at this nice wooden container'

1'oven gloves'
Don't ask

1'look how bread this is!'