The Quotes Book

30

1'who fucks who in a relationship with Autocorrect?'
2'Autocorrect tops'
1'damn'
3'autocorrect pegs you'

1' you are Jonny Debt, and my hair is Stonks'

1' your every organ will be disintegrated in an inferno of competition'

1'such a beautiful couple, the Tumblr Girl UwU and the UwU Wattpad Boi'

1'There is a man with blue eyeliner and a pirate costume on dancing around around a pirate ship stage singing Britney Spears'

1' GO, TO BATTLE, MY STRANGE PIRATE NEPHEW!'

1'he hit me in the forehead with a pea...'
2' awesome'

1'Assigned Gay And Horny At Birth'
2'AGAHAB'

1'cum is just unborn child paste'

1'stirring a pot of angst'

1' fix ur posture you banana shaped fuck'
2'no.'

1'showers are just enslaved rain'

1'im fucking Jeffrey Bezos'
2'which of the two ways did you mean that'
3'i don't care which they meant, GET MY PACKAGE HERE SOONER YOU CAPITALIST BASTARD-'

1'I collect usable slurs like Pokemon cards

1' everyone is a whore for my mum'

1'you are a furry'
2'and you are a hypocrite'

1' go fuck Cthulu you dirty tentacle bitch'

1' you're right, you do look good'
2'and you........ Have arms?'

1'dang that's spmr sexy ass fencing emojis you got there'

1'i have an ungodly amount of hats'
2'yum yum hats'

Well friendos, it appears we have fucking somehow made it to chapter 30 of what me and my friends know as The Quotes Book. Chapter 31 will be out next week as per usual. Let the comedy ensue. :)