The Quotes Book

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1'hey, so I was thinking about serial killers, and then I realised - where did my parents put my teeth?'

1'im going to shank you with a pencil'
2'Mary Poppins would be great'

1'no don't put your foot in your mouth-  WHERE DID YOUR BOOBS GO!?'

1'pick up your damn sword, little slay boy'

1'OMG I NEED ALFRED TO BE AN ARSONIST'

1'we don't need pig pancreas'

1'do we need it to wifi us?'

1'sorry, I have a shrimp up my ass'

1'I'd like to return this one, he doesnt make my pussy pop, he isn't mine'

1'im gonna bite ur nipples'
2'omnom'

1'collecting pronouns like pokemon cards'

1'i dont just sit there craving sex'

1'A penis isn't any more interesting than a phone'
A teacher said this

1'MMMMMM PENETRATION'

1'i thought you said praising sex'

1'i dont know what else you are, all I know us that you are a queer'
1'no cishet has that hair'

1'you what this place needs? More France.'

1'i hope you drown /p'

1'but for some reason - despite being a boy - puberty decided to give me these honkers'

1'hi. Please get out'