The Quotes Book

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1'i have cancer'
2'i want to eat your pancreas'

1'HAIRY TEETH ALMOST GOT YOU RUN OVER'

1'certified pancreas moment'

1'all cartoons these days are shit like "Jiddium's first Christmas" or whatever'
1'i want to hear about Jiddium's last Thursday.'
1'im putting a hit on that cartoon motherfucker'

1'please dont cook your art'
2*breaks spine*

1'MANNNN ALL MY HOMIES HATE OSMOSIS"

1'ive thought about it but never tried'
2'what, sucking dick?'
1'no, killing myself'

1'boiled piss with a teabag in it'

1'im going to get drunk'
2'what, off of piss?'

1'egg can travel the multiverse now???'

1'why are the birds green?'
2'weed'

1'wherever theres pirates, theres homosexuals. Now give me the gays'

1'stop throwing fingers at robots'

1'some people might say that explosive fart jokes are the bomb'
2'damn, then call me a suicide bomber'
3'what the fuck does that that mean'

1'God is my football now'

1'hey it's your road!'
2'if this bus doesn't explode I'm going to fuck your nan'

1'your honor, I blew up France'
2'that is not a question'

1'wet'
2'i hope you kill yourself'

1'there isnt a fart cushion large enough for how much whoop is going in your ass'