The Quotes Book

40

How the fuck is there 40 chapters????

Thank you everyone for the support, and continuing to read this.

1'we have more games to play'
2'and I have more rats to draw!'

1'you can't manipulate someone you share a mind with, we know all your motives'
2'shit...'
3'you can, they're just bad at it'

1'i have so many salty cheezits in my sleeves'

1'we're not buying you stuff, we can't afford that. BUT YOU CAN TELL A JOKE!'

1'hey kids, I know we promised you a cinema and sold all the desks, but we can't afford it, so we bought you a womannequin'
2'you can come in and stare at it'

1'everybody buckle the fuckle up, I have entered a new Fandom'

1'i hated you after that'
2'omg I hated me too, ayyyy'
1'ayyyy'

1'Gregory, come to the main stage, I think you deserve a reward...'
2'GIMME SOM OF DAT VANUSSY-'
3'EXCUSE ME THE FU-?'

1'how are u not stinky boi?'
2'magic'
1'ok'

1'oh hey, you look like a vampire'
2'rawr?'
*mass confusion*

1'shut the glock up-'

1'screw it. BOOGIE GIRAFFE'
1'...'
1'HOW DID I GET GENDER ENVY FROM A FUCKING BOOGIE GIRAFFE'

1'-sex, sex, lots and lots of sex'
2'i just zoned back in on that. What the fuck is happening'

1'who is Peter Tingle???'

1'oh no dont touch me Campbell'

1'i've got so many dead body noises'

1'i've got pedophobia'
2'you work in a school...'

1'thats a song by Taylor Swift'
1'shut up, I dont care about Homer Simpson'

1'i love you'
2'*weird cryptid noise*'

1'god has given Dobby a branch. Dobby shall become a free elf. REVOLUTION!!!'

1'Dumbledore, we need to raise the wages, Dobby and Hagrid have started a drug Cartel'

1'DUMBLEDORE WE NEED TO PAY THE HOUSE ELVES MORE, DOBBY HAS STARTED AN ONLYFANS'

1'bro this place is like Jurassic park without the dinosaurs'
2'and the park'

1'use that genderness of your's-'

1'wanna stay the night?'
2'were married and live in the same house...'
1'I'll take that as a yes then?'
2'yass'

1'my child'
1*NOM*

1'sir, can you stop dying for three seconds, your death is very annoying'