The Quotes Book

79

I keep forgetting to update this every week lmao.

1'hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...'
2'...'
1'...'
2'...'
1'im a microwave'

1'what is the hottest planet?'
2'Tesco'

1'anyway, the point is... monoboob'

1'you know who's in the cupboard?'
1'jesus.'

1'are we cutting a child or an egg with this one?'
2'shine a light on it'
1'marvelous'

1'jesus is in the power room?'
2'it belongs to him now'

1'because as we all know, postmen dont deserve rights'

1*staring intensely at a sheep*
1"i birthed you'

1'i had an empty room so I filled it with chickens'

1'sans the skeleton stole my Christmas presents'
2'sans the skeleton fucked my mum'
3'sans the skelton ate my dad'

1'im no longer born'

1'uterus pot'

1'Steve Harrington is in my Gran's washing machine'

1'500% breeding chance?"
1'fuck yeah time to have sex'

1'hey, want to come combo-fuck the corner"

1'pissing with rizz'
2'rizzy pissing'

1'mass murder babygirls'

1'we need to execute mittens'
2'you need to excavate deez nuts'