The Quotes Book

61

1'MY DM WAS LIKE BING BONG FUCK YA LIFE'
1'KACHOW'

1'SIT IN THE CORNER AND DIE OF UGG'

1'i need to stop making off brand gay Micheal Aftons'

1'YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WAKE UP ONE MORNING'
1'AND YOU THINK'
1'‘WOAH TODAY IS A GREAT DAY TO- HOLY SHIT THERES SANTA WITH A WARHAMMER’'

1'youre the deadest plant'
2'ok'

1'this town will be consumed by my cake empire'
2'ass'

1'i haven't played fruit ninja for 9 days'
2'i haven't played fruit ninja in 4 months'
3'what are guys talking about???
1&2*dies of laughter*

1'aristocat'
1'WEEHHH'

1'hello poor people!'
1'i... AM AN ARISTOCAT'

1'I almost took a fight quad'

1'omg what kind of drugs are you on??'
2'night vision potion'

1'you stared me into unexistence'

1'your wall privileges have been revoked"

1'your leg reminds me of my friend'

1'jesus used crocs to walk on water'

1'true, but I can't name 545 characters after Disney Characters'

1'are you jesus?'
2'yes. Buy plants'

1'consentually stapleless'

1'stare back at small children until they look away'
2'coconut oil benefits, keep calm, and massage your baby'

1'Wanda Maximilf'

1'my phone is going to overheat and explode'
2'you know what else is going to overheat and explode?'
1'your mom'
2'the nuclear reactor in my basement'

1'government mandated toenail theft'

1'toe teeth. In the middle of our street, toe teeth-'
2'you just jump onto a salad'

1*hysterical laughter*
2'hey buddy, you good there?'
1'PASTA!'

1'my legs hurt'
2'hi legs'
2'wait fuck-'

1'hey kids, I'm a magician'
2'GIVE MAGIC'

1'no you need your tiddies to drink milk when you're stranded in the desert'