1'OK but what are you concerned about? because there's like... 10 different things that are concerning'
1'post that thing one more time and I swear I will kill you with a sharpened Metallica record'
*a month later*
2'time to killed by a sharpened Metallica record'
2*posts the thing*
1'I will kill Indonesia'
1'are you ok?'
2'do you remember who you're talking to?'
1'I'm on three planes of existence currently, and throughout all three versions of reality, I could not find where anyone asked'
1'are you a boy?'
2'no'
1'are you a girl?'
2'kind of'
1'what?'
2'I am both a girl and a potato'
1'wtf is your gender'
2'fuck do I know-'
1'bathing in the salts of differensia'
1'I made an incest fanfic for your birthday'
2'why the fuck would you do that???'
1'have you forgotten which groupchat this is? Now suffer'
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The Quotes Book
HumorThis is a compilation of funny things that me and my friends have said out of context. Trust me, this garbage is glorious. Updates every Sunday (sometimes mondays if I forget to update or if there isn't enough) I reccomend ignoring the first 10 chap...
