The Quotes Book

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1'never thought I'd see the day I get gender euphoria from swallowing'
2'what the fuck'

1'my pronouns are endless/suffering'
2'same bestie'

1'i poked so many holes in his ass that he makes noise any time you spin him'

1'ah yes, my diet. Babies, gingers and ass'

1'whenever I'm struggling with my mental health, I make violent shitting sounds'

1'i just got told to look at this- oh pussy'

1'he killed my family'
2'yeah but he has great fashion sense'

1'im getting gender envy from Garfield!'

1'they're stealing your thing, like, your toenails'

1did you just vore a helicopter?'

1'floor six'
2'-ty nine!'
3'BWAH BWAH BWAAAAH-'

1'hello'
2'hello'
1&2*silence*
1'i keep burping'

1'hey would you like to see a picture of my toes'
2'no, I've already seem them'
3'[4], why is your ankle in your mouth?'
4'NO'

1'it says chocolate cake bar, but I thought it said caution: cake fear'

1'i think I'm going to conceive my first child to Squidward's Tiki Land'

1'someone should make an SCP fnaf game'
2'WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CRAP?'

1'penises are pink'
2'wait are they-'

1'stop trying to caress my dick with science!'

1'outside is only good if it's not absolutely freezing'

1'i don't need factorising quadratics to draw furries'

1*whispering*
1'hey google? do you have a big bunda?'
1'Google doesn't have a big bunda.'

1'can you change the nights?'

1'i'm summoning the rain to stop'

1'i was in spact feaking'

1'I'm having oral sex with the octussy'
2'what the fuck'
1*slurping noises*

1'i broke the wallen ballens'

1'pinterest keeps trying to convince me that Dr Bright is in The Adams Family'