1'he told me to bite him so I bit him'
1'just inhaling all that jesus juice'
1'it sounded like HJBLEJEBLEJUJUJUBUH'
2'I think he said 'maybe I'm just stoned''
1'mmm~ leaf bread~'
1'HEY I JUST GOT A SHARK OUT THE TWO PENCE MACHINE'
1'if I can't be trusted with a knife, then I can't be trusted with a lighter, but the school doesn't need to know that'
1'and this is my friend Goose!'
2'I like it but my parents would have a heart attack'
1'I FOUND ANOTHER PIGEON'
1'let's not yeet the seagull'
2'I wanna yeet the seagull'
3'FLY BITCH-'
1'what are you reading?'
2'NOTHING-'
3'wattpad or AO3?'
1'are you a furry?'
2'what?! No!'
3'I AM!!!!!!!!!!!'
1'whassup?'
2'I went to therapy'
3'the school is giving me help on my anger issues'
4'I'm not allowed to see my dad anymore'
5'I'm being forced to see my dad'
1'I binged markiplier FNAF videos last night... And didn't do anything about my problems...'
1'beep beep I'm a sheep I said beep beep I'm a sheep'
2'HJONK'
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The Quotes Book
HumorThis is a compilation of funny things that me and my friends have said out of context. Trust me, this garbage is glorious. Updates every Sunday (sometimes mondays if I forget to update or if there isn't enough) I reccomend ignoring the first 10 chap...
