The Quotes Book

10

1'I'm drinking grapes out of my urine container'

1' oh my god do you have Fiddis?'
2'what?'
1'Fiddis dick in your mouth!'
3'OOOH!'

1'the F on my medical records stands for Failure'

1'i can't make a knife out of a shell'
2'I ALREADY CUT MYSELF 5 TIMES ON THREE DIFFERENT SHELLS! HAHA FUCK YOU I WIN'

1'no I do not have a car kink'

1'so far I have been called A Skittle, Ribena, a Crayola and a Beetroot'

1'i am the Jackson 5'
2'i thought you said that that was an insult'
1'i didn't say I had high self esteem though, did I?'

1'hi what are your thoughts on canniballism'

1'k but like... What do we do about the seagull once we catch it?'

1'im going to draw our head teacher as a cat boy and no one can stop me'

1' in primary school I wrote about two lesbians in soviet Russia and I still didn't know I was gay'

1'NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HITLER'S KIDS!'

1' we've all snorted sugar before'