The Quotes Book

17

1'we will find a Spanish shrek or die trying'

1' question... Why is the bee thicc?'

1' they can't all fit in there?'
2'in this movie, a bee dates a human and then they sue all of humanity, but your problem is the bees fitting in the hive???'

1'charm cumberers'

1'he swallowed him- FOLLOWED! I SAID FOLLOWED!'

1'*hears noises in the woods* maybe it's a racist'

1'he gave the man a small child'
2'W  H  E  E  Z  E'
1'I MEANT TO SAY SMILED'
2'NEITHER OF US ARE EVER READING OUT LOUD AGAIN'

1'soup sawer!'
2*bed breaks*

1'prostitute princess'

1'pedophile, question mark?'

1'her magical simp son'

1' that's not how clouds work'
2' They're being chased by a magic witch and captured by sky pirates why does it matter if they stand on clouds? '

1'where has it gone? We were reading fanfiction and now it's on Byrsu Tunisia???'

1' omg she's a milf'

1' omg that spider was in the same room as us'
2*proceeds to explain that bugs make up more of the world's population than humans*

1' + 2' sus? uwu'

1*is afraid of bugs*
2' there's a lotta wasps in the world'
1' *fear*
2' I'm not wrong tho'

1' is that a picture of us? Ugh ew'

2' omg that pirate is gay'
1' is his posture better than ours tho?'

1' this pillow is really uncomfortable'
2' I have spinal problems.'

2' omg I have captain Shakespeare fanfiction on my search history now...'
1' I have worse.'
2' yeah same'

1'he asked as he came'

1'ive struck you'
2'like a smooth criminal'

1' let's keep to the French of things'

1'we could go cold war on them, spying and everything'
2'LETS DO THAT AND THEN GO FULL TROJAN WAR ON THEM'

1' don't mind us, just mentally ill, gay, and eating ice cream at three in the morning'

1' we're not a dictatorship, if they make a good point, we'll listen!'
2'but if we don't like their point, we'll kill them'

1'oh yeah I just forgot, I put some people in a cage! Look there's even a trapdoor so you can drop them to their death!'

1' that could have been taken in two ways and neither of them are good'
2' cannibalism'
1'i was thinking blowjobs and vore, but that also works'

1'i was McGonagal for a while there, I was just trying to sell pot!'