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The Quotes Book

Humor

This is a compilation of funny things that me and my friends have said out of context. Trust me, this garbage is glorious. Updates every Sunday (sometimes mondays if I forget to update or if there isn't enough) I reccomend ignoring the first 10 chap...

#enby #funny #gay #odd #outofcontext #pigeoneonea #potato #weird

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by ImJustAnAnon

by ImJustAnAnon

1&2 *aggressively kissing*
2'how do you feel about that?'
3' my spaghetti '

1"i promise you, they were not on any drugs in this pictu- wait, no they were drunk.."
2"oh"

1"i feel like 'having a boyfriend' is on the bottom of the list for reasons not to molest someone-"
2"yeah, but I'm not wrong"

1"Pussy looks like cockcoona"
1"..."
1"the pokemon"

1"Bad puppys get the weezer strap-on"

1"I want to see if I cum on cheese, would it expand?"

1'is a diaphragm a woman's thing?'

1'secret feetshake'

1"Happ easyer
Happy eastet
Happy eastep
Happy easbe
Gappy eastw
Jappy eastwc
Hapty easteb
Hapoy eavyer
Jappy easye
Hapty earter
Happy easyer"

1"my friend is called erectile dysfunction"
2"why?"
1"because I see him all the time"
2"..."
1"HEE HEE"

1"you would be ...the best fat black woman ever"

1"ARE YOU KISSING BIGGIE CHEESE!?"

1"active listening!? I can barely manage that in school, never mind with all these boobs around!!"

1"his name is Lyell-"
2"LLOYD!?"

1"the sandwich sauce kind of looks like cum-"
2"LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS"

1"everything hurts, I can feel myself decomposing"
2"want me to help you decompose faster? I know a guy"

1"those are my pubes, man"
2"im playing barber with your pubes"

1"youve been pubed"

1"no, you're dinky"
2"im a dinky maracca"

1"never eat potatoes again or never eat cheese again?"
2"hhhhhhhhhhhhhhdeath"

1"imagine vacuuming up your mom"
1"you just knock over her urn-"

1"wear my phone"