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1'i dont want him to be a young- NO'

1'i love to munch on some emos'

1'why do any do any of us have arms?'
2'i dont know'
1'you said that with such fear'
1'and you should be scared. They're coming for you'
2*fear*
1'OMaNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM'

1'its Kim Kardashian!'
2'no, its megamind!'

1'we won't need nails where we're going!'
2'mommy I'm scared'

1'are we going to trap them in the room with a violin and see how long they last?'
2'no! That would be cruel! We'll give them an art table too'

1'Joshua stop pissing! I need to get the mac n cheese! I dont care if you've got a UTI! my mac n cheese is burning! Go fuck my husband instead of burning my mac n cheese!'

1'drill cum'

1'its got its ass sewed up'
2'yup'
1'yup'
2'yup'
1'yup'
2'yup'
1'you can't shit no more'
2'...'
1'im sorry'

1'looking at my rear end!? TO THE GUILLOTINE WITH YOU!'

1'he just lives in a house full of naked women'
2'and men, I saw a naked man there'
1'ah, equality'

1'i have no memories'
2'ooh, goodie'

1'are you fighting your own hand right now?'
2*banging, crashing, smashing and falling*
2'it won...'

1'we need to put batman up for auction'

1'aw theres a bunny!'
1'yeah, you can hurt it'

1'you are awesome, no takesey backsies'
2'i have mushroom socks'
1'omg can I see'

1'nice, spread the love'
2'spread the cheeks'
3'STOP'

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