The Quotes Book

32

1'periods are just organ sauce'

1' bark bark I'm not submissive or breedable bark bark'

1' yuck, I would not eat your tits'

1'its not pickle Rick anymore, it's pickle dick'
2'IT WAS FUZZY'

1' who would win in a fight with you two?'
2'well I am quite good at dumping'

1'assert dominance by sending 300 year old dick pics'

1' this is the face of a man in panic'
2'youre stuck in the washing machine again...'
1'yeah...'

1'jeff bezoz could just buy John F Kennedy's skull'

1' GET BIRTHED, BITCHESSS'

1'i should probably stop giving people strands if my hair, when they ask for it, the might be into witchcraft'

1'microwavic orgasms'

1'YOU CAN'T HAVE MY HOODIE'
2'can I have your skin?'
3'you may take my skin, yes'

1'im hungry'
2'hi hungry I'm dad'
1'father can I have food?'
2'no, I'm neglectful'
1'...'
2'...'
1'oh'

1'i want chicken'
2'i want to get hit by a train'

1'stop saying you're a disappointment or I will shave your eyebrows off with mini lawnmowers'

1'cock and balls' *SHLURP*

1'they aspire to be swans but they are not swans. They are hjonks'

1'sexually transmitted issues?'
2'you misspell something once and this is what you get'

1'i want to become famous, purely to find fanfiction of myself'

1'there was a fox with human hands in my garden pulling birds apart'
2'i think you encountered a skin walker'

1'there are people in my ceiling'

1'are you a boy or a girl?
1*broken scream*

1'my binary is mushy'
1*GASP*
1'MY GENDER IS OOBLECK'

1'penguins have elder children feet'

1'my chicken curry snapped'

1'GIVE ME YOUR HAIR SO I CAN ADD IT INTO MY SOUP'

1'how dare you badonkadonk the wall'

1'teethal infection'

1'there are trans people in my cereal'

1'dead people are yummy'

1'-is that ok?'
2'i heard something about child juice and nothing else, what???'

1'im pregnant with your mother'
2'my mother isn't trans'

1' people who say they're strawberry blonde don't have rights'

1'oh my god its the battle of the gingers'

1' Jesus poured water into my ear, and then my friend tried to drink it'

1'oh no! My cum collection! It's fallen!'

1' I'm going to throw tits at my crisps'

1'i rarely ever bust open sopranos'