The Quotes Book

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Sorry this is late, I forgot to update yesterday

1'oh it appears I have acquired legs'
2'num num legg'
1'how peculiar... I'm just gonna go-'

1'you have issues'
2'yass bitch'

1'Tom Holland is fit tho'
2'i hate that I agree with you-'
3'of course said by the person who said young JFK was hot'

1'○~○'
2'●w●'

1'you need a social life'
2*joins a cult*

1'so my grandma died'
2'poggers'
1'...'
2'sorry'
1'...'
2'...'
1'anyways-'

1'i failed to English so instead I said "chapter thiccs"'

1'and they were war mates'
2'omg they were battalion pals'
3'the history they teach in school be like-'

1'some of the gayest people I know are homophobic'
2'how are the homophobic roadmen getting more guys than me-'

1'the amount of cock discussed in our history lesson-'

1'Jack the rippoff'

1'im going to cut my wedding cake with a grenade'

1'I have many artistic representations of Jesus and telitubies'
2'we know...'

1'im going to rail a railing'

1'i wiped my tears off my face-'
2'i wiped my moist cheeks'
3'I removed the eye juice'

1'i can't keep using my extended entry issues like +2 cards in uno'

1'so just queer code it so much... like so much'
2'we could talk about that DND game!'

I drew someone I saw in my dreams, with this perfect quote:

You're welcome bitches.

1'"The enemy of my enemy is my friend". no the enemy of my enemy is unoriginal and needs to find another enemy'

1'eyeliner absolutely makes murder better'