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The past few weeks the quotes book has been late, I apologise.

1'instead of organs I have tapioca pearls'

1'the chickens can feed on the boobs'

1'i just drank a large cup of child skin'

1'i just cum slushie'

1'i am the third duffer brother'

1*VIOLENT COUGHING*
1'OH NO MY DICK!'

1'new gender just dropped'
1'ravioli'

1'man honkers'
1'daddy milkers'

1'i am so ravioli'

1'yknow what, I don't care, watch your funky lil horror shows, think about your funky lil gay people, do what you want'

1'if ariana grande asked someone to puke in her mouth, you would know.'

1'he put up his babies before our weezer'
1'he babied before we weezered'
1'he babied before we weezed'
1'he babies before we wee'd'
1'he babied before we weed'
1'he boobied before we weezed'

1'why is there so many things in my thing'

1'because everyone wants a plant, even homicidal maniacs'
2'im gonna go get a packet of crisps or something'

1'in liking the idea of a guest room where we kidnap people and lock them in there and starve them to death'
2'yeah, I guess that's fine, we can put the dining room here instead'

1'wheres the foot?'
1'oh it's in the bathroom'

1'i coughed into unexistence'

1'goofing around is what gets children killed'

1'stop autisticing people!'

1'ah yes, all I need is feet'

1'hello sure, you are mildly sticky'

1'arm poo'

1'what are you smiling at?
2'gay people on my phone'
1'which ones?'
2'ok well they're not actually confirmed, and it's actually just a queerbait'
2'that doesnt narrow it down in the slightest'

1'we either need to kill Alex or turn them ginger'

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