1'remind me again, why were you crying over a LOTR fanfic?'
2'correction: two LOTR fanfics. And the answer to your question is that I'm mentally ill and very gay'
1'that's kinda gay'
2'well no shit'
1'THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING NON BINARY IS THAT IT'S GAY TO LIKE ME NO MATTER WHAT'
1'someone just told me I look gay and I have never felt more accomplished in my life'
1'are you okay?'
2'no I'm oh gay-'
1'you're feeling depressed and dysphoric in the bathroom again aren't you?'
2'yeah...'
1'is does you... The gay'
2'yeah'
1'pride cat'
2'pride dog'
3'here are some gay crabs'
4'but... Gay squid'
3''POLYAMAROUS GEESE'
1'LESBIAN PENGUINS'
2'BISEXUAL SWANS'
3'non binary snails'
2'gender fluid fish'
4'frogs are pretty gay'
3'I don't like them putting chemicals in the water-'
1'what are you guys doing?'
2'we're making an Are You Gay Test that makes zero sense'
1'you what-'
3'the first question is "what is Ed Sheeran" and the answers are: an orangutan, a wonky toothpick-"'
4'THE NEXT QUESTION IS "IS JEFF BEZOS A F-"'
3'SHUT UP'
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The Quotes Book
HumorThis is a compilation of funny things that me and my friends have said out of context. Trust me, this garbage is glorious. Updates every Sunday (sometimes mondays if I forget to update or if there isn't enough) I reccomend ignoring the first 10 chap...
