The Quotes Book

34

1' therefore my gender is oobleck'
2'wouldnt you just be gender yogurt?'
3'i guess gender plasma and gender gas are out the window'
4'kids! Don't forget your gender juice!'

1'i tried to type "lollypop" but it autocorrected to "pussy" so I typed "I want to eat pussy" and now everyone is laughing at me'

1' you're always beautiful'
2'i beg to differ'
1' then beg bitch'
1'you can't change my mind'

1' Harry Potter has a monster cock'

1'i like non-man balls, if on man then no'

1' am I a pick me boy, or am I just gay? We will never know'

1'i will peer pressure you into doing the goat noise and drugs'

1'the Doctor is emo'
2'no, the Master was emo one time but the Doctor was never'
3'yeah, the Doctor is cottagecore at best'

1' what flavour is your baby?'

1' how is my phone already at 52%? All I've done today is write a song- oh it's because of the unhealthy amount of fanfiction...'
2'i am forcing you to put that in the quotes book'

1' they chained me to a fence, and not in the good way'
2'in a kinky way?'
1'i said not in the good way'

1' we need to do the gay!... There is a logical explanation to this sentence...'

1'my phone screen fell off the phone'
2'thats very girlboss if it'

1'i will stab you will a block of roasted cheese'

1'farts aren't supposed to be liquid'
2'yeah, that's diarrhoea'
3'YOU'RE DIARRHOEA'

1' don't bark back at them, I'm going to shit myself'

1'tawit tawoo says you, tawit tawie says I, tawit tawoo, I'm going to poo, tawit tawie, I want to die'
1'im a musician!'
2'they were in fact, not, a musician'

1'everyone I see, makes me want to pee'
2'they were still not a musician'

1'put that in the scrote book'
1'NO THE QUOTE BOOK, I SAID QUOTE'

1'no one wants to kidnap the people who just finished barking, talking about shitting themselves, talking to themselves or thinking they got groped by a lamppost then apologising to it'

1'I have to drink medicine that looks like cum every 4 hours to get rid of the headache'

1'wanna fuck?'
2'well that's ominous'

1'piss'
2'its me'