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Am I a day late again?
Maybe
Do I care?
Not really, no

1'titty fan'

1'shake what ya mama gave ya'
2'she didnt give me much'

1'pepper no boys, and letter the salt'

1'welcome the duck and the women'

1'oh copying down, that's easy, I can do that'
1'...'
1'yeah I don'tthink I can do that'

1'the sweetcorn pissed on me!'

1'Thanks to duolingo, I can't ask what someone's name is in Swedish, but I can say "he is drinking the woman milk"'

1'the queen part 2, electric bogaloo'

1'i found the screaming microwave'

1'i whip out my dick and kill about 6 people'

1'listen here you little bitch, just because you shoved a ruler up your ass, doesnt mean you can get a sip of my drink'

1'hey I hear you're wueer, wanna join our Not A Cult'

1'holy fucking cum nuggets'

1'who filled my icing tube with semen again?'

1'i didnt know your cum was black'

1'theres no shits I care'

1'Phitus'

1'you wrinkled my hands'

1'we're all cum nuggets'
2'ive missed you too'

1'who pissed in my tea?'

1'getting fingered by a mannequin'

1'i am also the sexiest example of PTSD'

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