The Quotes Book

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1'i am very worried for these people's sanities'
2'says the person who saw the words "grilled chicken" and immediately said "mm chimken nugger" what the fuck'

1' hello there everybody, I am Markiplier, a short green one eyed monster who says Kachow because I'm also a racecar'

1'hows'
2'cows'

1' aww it's cherry the three headed dog'
2' don't you mean Cerberus-'
1'cherry is called by nicknames and given rice cakes for being a good boi and a loyal guard dog'

1'i know that they're AssPen because I called them dummy thicc'

1'the society is munching on my chromosome and I don't likey'

1' dusty crepes'

1'selotape'
2'cum'
3'no'

1' they're no longer an oily straight'

1'i have started work on corrupting the youth in three different clubs already'

1'peebus table'

1'I'm actually a they, not a she'
2'what? But your a girl. You have...'
1'say it. I dare you.'

1'i am the therapist friend who needs therapy, and more sleep'

1'POE A TREE'

1'he is a duck head'

1'noboadt I can't be arrested'

1' replace THAT CRUSTY PASTRY?'

1' Ass Pebble'
2' why would you say that?'

1'I IMPULSE BOUGHT SOME MEATBALLS'

1'i may have drawn too many snails'

1' lmao I keep forgetting I have boobs'

1' wait shit-'
1*has a gender identity crisis*

1'UwU I hate myself so much and I have to ask you to help me with the crippling abdominal pain'

1' today you may have a tree, but tomorrow you might have no human rights'

1'i am now back from a few minutes in the morning'

1' potato and chicken soup will be a good one for the apartment'

1'AssPen is a bearded dragon who's vivarium is a great place to live and I hope you will look into the matter soon'

1' beaver is a terrible ruler'

1' it I turned it into an asdf reference bcuz fuck you that's why'

1' sorry, I zoned out, I was thinking about kissing my girlfriend'

1'why do I have these strange onion looking flesh sacks in my chest. Gross.'