The Quotes Book

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1'even the skeletons have it better than the people who have skin'
2'what in the ever loving fuck-'

1'i could not give less fucks'

1'oh no my boneS ARE VIBRATING AAAAAAAAAA'

1'Halloween is just gay Christmas- FUCK I'm in immense pain'

1'i am eating the living hell out of these hoops'

1'i can almost hear it'
2'if I squint my eyes I can hear it'

1'my breakfast bar has penis in it'

1'my body just echoes noise'
1'i am reverbaman'

1'my forehead is just supersaiyan gel'

1'darling, what will we name our child?'
2'boat guard one'

1'occupation: boat guard'
1'role: boat guard'
1'status: boat guard'
2'sexuality: pirate'
3'HOTEL? TRIVAGO'

1'should I become a sex addict... in bitcoin?'

1'my 83yo grandmother just broke up with me'

1'im gonna keep encouraging him to cut off his body parts and slap people with them'

1'ok but imagine if Abraham Linkin read The Quotes Book'
2'imagine if Abraham Linkin and shRE-' *WHEEEEEZE*

1'maybe that's why foot cheese was invented, do your foot doesnt get malnutrition'

1'hi, meet Zach, my hallucinogenic prophesy gnome'
2'thats a prostitute'

1'ive been friendzoned by every elastic band I've asked out'

1'i am a door with bruised shoulders'

1'is this a conga or a kidnapping?'
2'involuntary conga'
3'unconsentual congaing'

1'sacrifice!'
2'sacrifice!'
3'sacrifice!'
4'im a microwave!'

1'whu6'
2'whore'

1'Oscar show us your boobs'

1'insert cool guitar music for a while... CUM'

1'fun fact: your eyes are moist'
2'why would you say that?'
3'fun fact: I like you slightly less'

1'unsubconscious people do not want pee'
2*crying*

1'your nose is your crack entrance'
2'put your crack entrance cover on'