The Quotes Book

77

Prelims are finally over, so Thd Quotes Book should be returning to the usual schedule from now on, again.

Thank you for your patience and support, enjoy

1'simon from Alvin and the chipmunks followed by the lethal injection six times'

1'listen-'
2'no, no I won't'
1'ok'

1'you tried to inject anime into my leg...'

1'i don't actually know how many bweeps and bwaps and bwops there are'

1'as president of the world, I say we abolish the Alaskans'
2'why?'
1'i hate gay people'

1'hes like a chicken wrap dipped in semen'

1YOU WHORE (IN THE BAD WAY)'

1'your forehead is a weapon of mass destruction'
2'skin*'
1'what.'

1'you have no opinions. You're a coward.'
2'im on drugs'

1'I can’t pick between nazis and the clitoris'

1'I never understood the miracle of child birth until I encountered eugenics'

1'im gonna pirate the fuck outta this bitch'

1'yes, I know, too many of my zombies have creeper fetishes, I'm trying to help them work through it during our therapy sessions'

1'aww he's just a little guy!'
2'that is a fictional serial cannibal, who is twice your size'

1'im going to babygirl the fuck out of this man'

1'where is he, I'm going to wife him'
1'I NEED TO WIFE THIS MAN'
1'HUBSAND'

1'yes, I know that he kisses a woman in the script, but I'm going to queercode him, for funnies'

1'hi, meet my pet cat called Bus Wreck, pet fox called Crowbar, and hamster called Ballsack'

1'ignore the man in my basement, his name is Haggis'

1'and a nice  hez g  hb m.c '

1'SHUt YOUR FUCK, I AM AWARE, JUST HEAR ME OUT-'
2'NO????'

1'the cerebrum is at the top. It is conscious. It remembers'

1'thank you and well done for the bare minimum, of not cannibalising me'
2':)'

1'im going to write a bible au fanfic'

1'got bored and started contributing to the babygirlification of this battle hardened soldier'

1'I just thought his assault on you would be detrimental'
2'Nah he’s my bro'
2'Get off my nipple oscar'

1'your religion is just gay bible fanfiction'

1'they make my skin crawl-'
2'im sorry but have you... not seen your colleagues? He... this guy turned himself into a flesh train...'

1'they gave me the wrong teeth'
1'these are not my teeth'

1'hes just a little guy, he is babygirl'
2'that man is 6'10 and just killed someone.'

1'i didnt look like a bird, I was upset at the theatre'

1'we have a clown because you cant brush your teeth'

1'I don't like the wet noises the candy crush advert makes'

1'heres a jester'
1'he will make you sad'
1'he will.'