The Quotes Book

57

1'what do you have in your bed?'
2'a bowl of animations'
1'of course you do'

1'jesus cum, buy today!'
2'it shows that you're a true fan of christianity'

1'christianity is just the jesus fandom-' *falls down a hill*

1*pulls lightsaber out of small bag*
1'i am Mary Poppins'
2'what-'
1'i am Mary Poppins'

1'WE ARE NOT USING DAMAGED SOCIETY SPIKEY BRACELETS AS A FORM OF TORTURE'

1&2*talking excitedly about dinosaurs*
3'arthritis?'
3'Arthur eye tits?'

1'sorry, you were well within your rights to be a little lad'

1'i need to rant on tumblr about how long I've had this quarter of a chewing gum'

1'ment.'
(You know who you are)

1'that is the soupest potato I've ever seen'

1'look at how much gender this suicidal person has!'

1'see, I understand why you ate your own pancreas'
2'why would it make sense why I did that?'

1'i have indeed become cereal'

1'If I could eat rubber tyres I would'

1'what the hell happened!?'
2'i got sad, and good at stealing things from kitchens'

1'i won't pay yeet time'

1'Can I inherit their gender?'