The Quotes Book

12

1'i will make you smell like a roadman'
2'DO THAT TO ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU A CHOKING KINK'

1' what if you have more than two kids?'
2'sell them'

1' Micheal Jackson did not identify as female'

1' your mum is Ted bundy!'

1'he died of too much calpol'

1' don't pee on the wii'

1' they made me guess scaly Jesus...'

1'I'm a cishet man!'
2'...'
1'wait what??? I'm a gay trans man...'

1'i am dying of exhaustion and my lungs aren't working'
2'maybe if you didn't layer 3 sports bras on top of each other and not take it off for 4 days straight you would be able to breathe normally'
1'ok, first of all, fuck you-'

1' wanna go out?'
2'thats kinda gay'
1'what? How?'
2'as far as I know, you identify as a man, and I don't identify as a woman. I'm non binary. It's not very heterosexual of you to like me'
1'...'
2'...'
1'attack helicopt-'
2'fuck off'

Authors note: the person who was asking me out is a homophobe, transphobe and misogynist. He is an arseholes and has done and said a lot worse than what I said to him here

1'he was your husband then you adopted him and now your disowning him for the 13th time'

1' sir, please stop committing suicide over fanfiction. It is 11:30PM. Go the fuck to sleep'

1'i blame jesus and morrisons'

1'no I'm ice skating'
2'jesus'

1'no he caught Fiddis'
2'whats Fiddis?'
1'fiddis dick in your mouth!'
3'OOOOOH'
2'i would love to try~😈'
1'too bad I don't have one... 😒😢'
3'oh..'