The Quotes Book

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I havent updated in so long

But I do not fucking care

1'Stanley, this is an intervention, you need to stop peeing on people'

1'sorry, I was busy listening to music about a cow with a cocaine addiction and roleplaying divorce'

1'i do stare at boobs'

1'so I put a toaster in my bath UwU'

1'my throne room is being used as a food court'
2'your throne room us being used as a food court'

1'i still need to wait a year and a half for my ADHD or autism diagnosis'
2'my mother pissed herself'

1'im like Matilda on steriods'

1'where is my phone, I have been looking for this for 45- approximately 2 seconds'

1'stop saying trans slurs!'
2'hehehe, wordies'

1'im not particularly fond of potatoes'

1'i pulled the speaker out my ass and now it feels empty'