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Sorry about last week, but hey, we're back on track now

Hope you enjoy

1'my skin is soap'

1'kidless ne'
2'childless knee'

1'just get some sleep, you'll be funny in the morning'

1'Terraform Egypt, H, frog'

1'your... marshmallow is on fire'
2'yeah :)'

1'the wheat of corn'
2'the field of reeds'
1'yeah, that'

1'do yall ever just... is jelly?'

1'I suddenly have an urge to soak myself and sell it on the internet'

1'im need to breathe'

1'you know, dankeschön and all but get the fuck out of my house'

1'my titty didnt blew up it grew up'

1'ok titties-'

1'there are four titties staring at me'

1'im gonna go chew on some- wait I should bring home some bones for my titties'

1'yeah, yeah, shampoo, shampiss'

1'there are people going after princess fiona and prince charming?'
1'ITS KERMIT???'

1'unfinished lego man, underneath the paint'

1'i just reminded the Ribena of its childhood trauma'

1'uwAHHHH- I forgot I'm trans'

1'so Among Us, or fire?'
2'arsom'

1'electrical children'

1'look at those two doggies!'
2'i thought you said "ghost orgies" and I was so fucking concerned for a moment there'

1'my neck sounds like rice crispies'

1*singing to 2*
2*singing back*
3'WHASSUP FUCKERS'

1'my burn feels wet and jiggly'
2'i will never be able to unread that'

1'i need you to un'

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