The Quotes Book

21

1'I miss when things were simple. When you could say "21" in a funny voice and people would laugh'

1' Peter Parker should not allowed to have a daddy kink. I will not elaborate'

1'not only did you put that you are sad and gay, you said what flavour of sad and gay you are'

1'I'm just glad a horse didn't shit on our glasses'

1'Lavender Fellow'
2' The Bloke Behind The Butchering'
1'by jove! Twas this horrid event by chance the consumption of 1987?'
3'im wheezing here-'
2'do not laugh at five eves at Frederick's!'
1' violet gentleman'

1'mm~ connective tissue~'

1'i have a proposal for you...'
2'yeah?'
1'suck my dick'
1*fucking DIES*

1' let's leave on a note slightly higher than deeply depressing'

1' ILL HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN, IF I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN. I NEED ✨THERAPY✨ BUT UNTIL I GET IT, MY MIND WITH GO TO SHIT, NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY BITCH I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO SAD MUSIC'

1'i was about to apologise for inhaling your child'

1' did you just say "*scared wattpad noises*?" what the fuck is a wattpad noise???'

1'i will steal steal your gender neutrality'

1' infinate mechanical pencils'
2'and infinite tomato soup'

1'Devin, stop threatening people with the mafia'

1'im the scared of the legs'

1'corny toes'

1' corset seagull'
2'scaly Jesus'
1'catboy stalin'

1'does your mother sound like this?'
1*megalovania starts playing*

1'i have a stalin cardboard cutout!'
2'i have chewbacca and Ed Sheeran'
3'i have Danny Davito'

1'you fucking dragon bastard'
2'I GOT PICKLE ON MY PHONE'

1'its Urine Time bitches!!!!'

1'when you meet the person you were just reading fanfiction about'

1'you have a wasp in your hair'
2'ok'

1'i kin Jared, 19'

1'we don't care about your ingrown toenail'

A Cult: *chanting 'Urine time as loud as loud as possible*

1'mouldy fork'
2'YOU MURDERED THE MOULDY FORK'

1' we're just feeding this fanfic'
2'its a quote book'
1' sure it is'

1'I HAD GRASS IN MY NOSE'

1'all dad's are sexy in some way'
2'what? No, my dad's a fucking turnip'

1' tip for life: don't tel your friends that you have "too many kinks", it won't end well'