The Quotes Book

39

1'just want to be quirky and breakfasty'
2'two strips of bacon on my head'

1'hes just childhood trauma in a slug shaped meat suit'

1'what are your tits ♥️'

1'make like a tree and fuck'

1'they're flying like geese'
1*slurp*

1'*general grevious voice* they told me this shit was dummy thicc'

1'yay death!'
2'gay bath?'

1'i was just making a statement. And the statement was Cum'

1*concerned hoi hoi meenoys*

1'we came here for something'
2'yeah, wee wee'

1'why do you have a snowman on your fingers?'
2'uh... hostages?'

1'i made a medieval emo'

1'num num num'
2*explosion*

1'dogs don't have kittens'
2'i mean, they're not wrong'

1'STOP SIMPING FOR A LIGHT BULB'
2'FUCK OFF'

1'please refrain from calling the robot daddy'
2'ok but DADDY'

1'is it a bird?
2'no'
1'is it a plane?'
2'no"
3'its superman!'
1'no it's a sweaty t shirt'

1'you're my best friend'
2'you're the bestest gremlin'
1'omg thank you'

1'no one else in the world says "nu uh" after evil giggles'

1'no thoughts. Only broccoli'
2'no brain. Only vegg'

1'thicc sheep women are the superior race'

1'For the eyeball I'm going to grab it with the grabby thing'

1'Happy birthday to me. My birthday present to myself is crimping a wig for an hour and a half'
2'It looks like she has a beard'
1"She does'
2'The eyes are too big'
1*insert crying noises*

1'its not moving it's just going up and down'

1'woah I just made the hair neon'