The Quotes Book

55

1'instead of rights we get gay bacon'

1'wheres the hole?! THERES NO HOLE!!'

1&2*silence*
1'IS HE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING NAKED? WHAT IS HE UNDER ARREST FOR?'

1'i just committed arson on a guy'
1'because cats are evil, work with witches, have knives in their feet and steal children's breath'
1'...'
2'...'
1'Nye nye nye nye nye'

1'where am I?'
1'a bedroom'
1'what is this?'
1'a cock'

1'it all went downhill until I was showing cows the bones of their mothers'

1'you know what this is?'
1'the bones of your mother'
1'i also threatened a small child'

1'i genuinely care for my cats'
2'you know who I care for?'
2*suspiciously looks at door*
1*laughing uncontrollably*
2'I DIDN'T EVEN SAY "YOUR MOM" YET'

1'i wouldn't run over a pigeon'
2'GOLF'

1'ants'
2'end me'

*strong gust of wind*
1'KATE MCKINNON!!!!!'

1'I have a very strong gravitational pull but I still can’t pull any bitches'

1'you're my best friend'
2*farts cutely*

1'periods are like the non-vegetarian strawberry jam'
2'why in the fuck would you say that?'

1'get cocked'
2'noooooo!'
3'yayyyyyyyy!!!!'

1'i do not care
I did not ask
Now fuck off
And go suck ass'
2'✨poetry✨'

1'you really don't want the last name Ramsey here'
2'why?'
1'your family gets butchered'
2'oh yeah'

1'im proud of potato'

1'tit it'
2, 3 &4*violent laughter*

1'as the resident they/them I should have gotten that'

1'END ME'
2'lmao no 😋'

1'my pronouns are self/loathing'
2'yassen queenen'