The Quotes Book

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I dont care that this is multiple weeks late and posted on the wrong day, deal with it

Enjoy

1'FOURTEEN'
2'??'
1'...MY LIFE IS A LIE'

1'heart attack in a tin'

1'no no no... dont get your hopes up... you're in a horror movie'

1'what if sucking my own dick is stopping me from from becoming a serial killer?'

1'i hope you realise that is going in the quotes book'
2'hey look! Sperm!'

1'I'm not a dog I'm just really gay'

1'youre well on your way to becoming a tooth man'

1'whos the comic relief?'
2'the furries'

1'wrong answer, get in the sad pit'

1'why are you interested in this college?'
2'my dad is handsome.'

1'it beefy boy'

1'im going to fuck it then kill it'

1'how many undertale references can we make and how many things can we fuck'

1'freddy fazbear is trying to bum me'

1'please stop putting milk in my grenades'

1'Sorry Garl Glittergold but God is a lobster'

1'That's Jesus Elio. Jesus lacks the lobster part of being a lobster'

1'youre stuck with me now'
1*witnesses a murder*

1'my toes turned into vibrators- HOLY SHIT APPLE JUICE'

1'shut the fuck up google!'
2',chicjen nuhgets*'

1'Are you gonna absorb me with your massive asshole?'

1'dont bring my boobs into this'

1'yes, I know. But be careful. Those are humanized horses.'

1'damnit.'
2'nope. Those are horses'
1'again???'
2'yea'

1'that was awful,
this is great.
For the love of god,
Never procreate'

1'we just flip between man-made horrors, beyond our comprehension that become punishment of god upon humanity, and sex'

1'*gets genuinely interested by train knowledge*'
1'*forgets about sex*'

1'im gonna pop your vertebrae like fruit pastels, motherfucker'

1'man'
1'*steals your autism*'

1'mutated tellytubby baby'

1'I dont have a dick yet, bozo'

1'flesh mittens'