The Quotes Book

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1' personally I would not be fucking myself on a sawblade but know what? You do you, go ahead I guess'
2'im putting one in our house'

1'i hope he doesn't look at at the voicemail of us barking'

1'i need a pork chop so I can pawn drugs'

1'you can't befriend the dead unless you're a terrestrial'

1'are you befriending the dead hallucinogenic cats? Yes, of course you are, you're a texan'

1' stop abusing your cats!'
2'im not abusing my cats! I'm abusing these trespassers'
1'still sounds like a texan'

1' tell me what your balls feel like'

1' what do balls taste like?'
2'find out yourself, pussy'

1'im Micheal Jackson but disabled'

1'*aggressively throws milfs at you*'
2' here's your personalised milf back'

1'i ham depress'

1'i lick a lot of things'
2'this was said by an asexual'

1' my science teacher decorates their classroom for Christmas with a Chemis-tree'

1'YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW MY KNEES SMELL'

1'UFH'
2'Unidentified Hole'

1'STOP SUCKING SHREK'

1'thicc ass cancer'

1'you just two people biting opposite sides of your hand at once'

1'YOU SON OF A WHORE!'
1'wait...'
2'HA UNO REVERSE BITCH, YOU'RE MY MOTHER'

1' its not a fucking viola!'
2'YOU LITERALLY JUST PLAY A CELLO THAT SHRANK IN THE WASH, SHUT UP'

1'someone stole my custard, I'm going to have a mental breakdown'

1'I AM THE BUSH MAN'
2'why are you waist deep in bushes?'
3'Im going to have to fuck you up now'

1' Bush man doesn't say "hehe", Bush man says "hedgehedge"'
2'i hate you'

1' instruments are sluts'

1'i going to throw an orange at you unless you accept the fact that you are beautiful'

1'every time I look at you, you get gayer'
2 he's straight'
3'i don't know what I am anymore'

1'gay'
2'well done for noticing'
1'thank you, I try'

1'mother, why must you come into my room and make me sit on my cheese'

1'i had to direct her attention away from the sandwiches inches away from her forehead'

1'i giving an anarchist speech and you're just twerking on me'

1' hate me all you want but you can't unfatten this ass'

1'To insult you, I have decided to take it upon myself to reveal to you, the fact that I, as a human being, have done the act of having sexual intercourse with the parental unit, known as your mother. After this fact has been unveiled, the people who have not been insulted, will most likely use their vocal cords to shout the fourth vowel in the alphabet of the English language. This letter, being known as O, and spelt with the 8 letter, and 5th consenant of the alphabet of the English alphabet, known as H, afterwards'

1' its the grass! I'm not holding my crotch!'

1'psst, hey kid, want some friendliness pellets?'
2'why is flowey doing drug deals?'
3'im fairly sure the person he's dealing drugs to is already tripping balls, they're talking to a flower and it's replying'
2'touchè'

1' it's like 1989 but ginger'

1'the more you punch me the more he I become'