The Quotes Book

48

1'yeah, batman is a bit sweet and juicy'

1'that doesn't look like a circle'
2'i want to stab it'

1'oil lamp, fence stop, boy leader'

1'who needs therapy when you've got juicy batman'

1'what do you call a trans man with bad posture?'
2'NO-'
3'what?'
1'a banana with no banana'
2'help'

1'If you had really juicy diharea and you put it through a water filter would you get clean water?'
2'i dont like knowing you sometimes'

1'I don't want to be connected to Bumfartbum ☹☹☹'

1*shows turtle ring holder*
2'propose to me with that please'
1'why on earth would I marry you'
2'shits and giggles'

1'WHY DID THE MONTH SKIP 2 DAYS'
2'I ate them sorry'
1'WHY???'
2'hungee'

1'what did you guys do this morning?'
2'flaming jelly babies'

1'i win in life because I only have 6 toenails'

1'ASAB, assigned Squid at birth'
2'AFAB, assigned Fuck-up at birth'
1'APAB, assigned pigeon at birth'
1&2*pigeon noises*
3*concern*

1'IM NOT A TAMPON'

1'i wake up in the morning and drink father and tit'
2'what the fuck did I just overhear???'

1'im lazy and they eat crayons for breakfast'

1'i was trying to say Parkinson's Disease but all I can think about is Parmesan'

1'rasputin but in in immense pain'
2'ra ra RAA MY BACK-'

1'your foot made my knee crumby'

1'add my penis to the quotes book'
1'add my penises as your father on facebook'

1'pdussy'

1'this one guy suffocated to death because of...'
1*confused look*
1'...penis'

1'this chapter is mainly just juicy batman and penis'

1'I HAD TIME TO ASK MY TEACHER IF HE'S GAY (he is) AND YOU ARE STILL. PACKING YOUR BAG.'

1'hi, welcome to our cult, here the family tree!'
2'i feel sorry for buff Simon at the bottom there'

1'It is ten past eleven at night and I am vibing with intrusive thoughts of lit girl yogurt'
1'what has my life come to?'

1'HAHA FUCK YOU, SUCK MY DICK, I FUCKING WIN'
2'do you even have one?'
1'WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW WEATHER BOY?'

1'i need to do a French accent, what does a French accent sound like?'
2'idk, a french person'

1'i prescribe you with death, whore'

1'what is cow's favourite meal?'
2'piss, ass, and mulled wine'

1*lots and lots if swearing*
1'here you go. Dog.'

1'you cant vegan the homo away'

1'i walked into my English class fine, came out with another OC'
1'i went into PE fine. Came out FUCKING VIBRATING-'