The Quotes Book

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1'theres orphan lore'

1'what if Robyn just materialises behind us'

1'you killed multiple childre because you're Harry Styles'

1'I HAVE THE LORDS JAWLINE'

1'his suicide was such a slay'

1'oh shes pretty-'
2'yeah she had kids with her brother'
1'oh'

1'we need to go to the canteen'
2'dont cum on me'

1'i dont often like men, but when I do, they're weird'

1'do not make Hitler'
2'...I made Hitler'

1'im sorry to interrupt your bluey episode with bee movie honey lube smut fanfiction'

1'i am a queef'

1'Micheal, I'm a tumblr sexyman, Micheal!"
2'shut up peepaw willie'

1'clill bintland'
1'bill clitland'
1'clill bitlan'
1'ball clilton'
2'Bill Clinton'
1'basketball clitoris'

1'his name is Jeverus'
1'im going to go slam him into a window'

1'why did her boyfriend fight him agai- WHERE IS OUR MICROWAVE!?'

1'spiky watermelon'
2'ice dick'

1'get that sticker on'
1*punches grandma*

1'jesus is in my bed'

1'let me just wipe my ass with this snowman'