The Quotes Book

50

Yes.

We managed to keep this train wreck of a book going, onto 50 FUCKING CHAPTERS

we are honestly lucky I have survived long enough to write this chapter. Life is shit, but I'm really glad I'm here.

Because I have some amazing friends who constantly support and love and the things I make and do (most of the time, unless in trying to climb under a fence to knock on a teacher's window. I apologise Mr Galloway, but I will one day do it)

I will of course continue this shitshow for as long as I humanly can.

But I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone who reads this, who votes, who is my friend. Yall keep me going. And you have no idea how grateful I am of you. Thank you. (Platonically) I love you.

Enjoy this chapter, and hopefully the rest of your day :)

1'is this what sex is like? Is this gay sex?'
2'hi welcome to PE class'

1'egg'
2'thats better than hentai!'

1'why is the music playing through my cereal?'

1'i would pick Canada but I would rather not have icicles hanging from my beard- wait'
1'im afab and havent taken T yet...'

1'And that random funky kylo guy'

1'cold and wet, like the water my parents tried to drown me in'
1*dabs*

1'feddy fabber'
2'fonaf'

1'ow my knees'
1*car locking sounds*

1'we can teach rats how to pay taxes'
2'im going to delete your teeth'
1'ratipolism'

1'why are we using heterosexuals as currency???'

1'i want to mobile your flesh- wait what?'
2'wtf'
1'i was going to say I want to flesh your mobile but I dont think that's any better'

1'this has been a very pickle day'

1'happy birthday, here's my foot'
2'hip hip, furry'

1'i just drew my fishsona'

1'do you pronounce PSOS as the letters spelt out or just peesauce?'

1&2*fighting*
3'you guys are awful at fighting'
1'I don’t want to hit him!'
4'YoU sHoUlD!!'
2'I’ll use the cancer card don’t test me I’ll use it!'

1'im trying to think of sad things and cry, but my brain keeps showing me fnaf sister location memes and playing gangnam style'

1'i have boobs now my guy'
1'this is a whole nother experience dudes'

1'get scooped bitch'