The Quotes Book

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These next few will be kinda angsty so //TW gore//

1'my mind is like a piñata but like... Instead if hitting it with a bat, my skull just kind of explodes with peices of meat, brains, bones and confetti hitting you in the face in a horrifying display of my mental state'
2'question one: why us there confetti?, and question two: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OVER THERE-'

1'Im going to go to sleep before my skull caves in'
2'lol I wanna scratch out my eyes'
3'am I the only one in this gc who isn't dangerously depressed?'
4'quite possibly, yes'

Sorry, enough angst. I'll try lighten it up now.

1' gays, murderers and micheal'

1' those things over there are cows!'
2' aren't they just like... Goats on steroids?'

1'marriage is deleted'

1'hi. I like ur gender'
2'thanks, you're a squid'

1'wanna see some mushrooms I carved out of sticks?'

1' THEY HALLUCINATE MILFS'

1'i can't believe I just asked my childhood imaginary friend to help me write a fanfiction...'

1'so remember how we took those Am I Gay quizzes for fun?'
2'yes...?'
1'i took more quizzes and according to the internet, there is a very high chance I have depression, ADHD, DID and homosexuality'

1' then whose gender did I eat?'

1'mother nature has a foot fetish'

1' did you make sandcastles?'
2'we dug a giant hole and nearly got stuck in quicksand!'
1'a lovely day at the beach then'

1'i wish for ravioli on toast that doesn't get cold and hot chocolate that isn't absolute fucking shit'

1*sneeze*
2&3'OHMYGOD YOU'RE SO CUUUUUUTE'
1'I WILL FUCK BOTH OF YOU, SIT YOUR ASSES BACK DOWN AND DON'T CALLME CUTE AGAIN'

1' you should sleep'
2'BITCH IT AIN'T NEARLY EVEN 1AM AND YOU EXPECT ME TO SLEEP???'

1' were raptors just prehistoric scalies?'

1' please stop wheezing at the fact that bilbo baggin's house was a queer meetup place'