The Quotes Book

60

Incredibly sorry for this week and last week's late updates, I'm extremely forgetful. I'll try upload next week's chapter (chapter 61) on time.

Until then, enjoy this mess of quotes, love you all!

1'how would you rate your current mood?'
2'starting to cry, and wanting to die'
3'i enjoy fish'

1'CEASE YOUR MAYONNAISE'

1'omfg I just remembered about the existence of porridge. Fuck yeah!'

1'im french but only towards eels'

1'the vegan teacher says that plants can't feel pain'
1'yeah I used to think they could but now I'm autistic so let me slap these leaves in peace'

1'i know where it is because I can feel it'
I am unhappy that you made me write this in. I don't want to ask what it was about, either.

1*train sounds*
2'omg this is my jam'

1'what do train make? Train go choo choo'

1'is that the death note?'
2'no it's the fucking new testament of the bible'
2*eats it*

1'we did do a unit on fuck-'

1'thats not a person, that's a bin bag'

1'my options are, a) help people, b) watch pigeons or c) have anxiety over if my friends hate me or not'
1'idk what I'm going to pick, all I know is that I'm getting a fifth cookie'

1'you look like an eggplant'
2'do you mean aubergine? I look like a back words aubergine'
1'you're my aubergine'

1'oh, also, happy anniversary!'
2'wait, is it the 28th already?'
1'yup!'
2'oh, that means the egg I had this morning was out of date'