The Quotes Book

74

Did I post chapter 73 a day too early?
Yeah
Do I have any sense of time or what day it is ever?
Absolutely not
So can you blame me?
I don't... I don't know, that's up to you, I mean you probably could if you tried

1'jesus christ is in there, and he is PRISTINE'

1'mutant forest level two: arm fence'

1'we can't :) our way out of this one'

1'how many points is Q worth in scrabble?'
2'Ebola'

1'1'are you listening to weezer unironically'
2'no.'

1'are there goldfish crackers in heaven?'

1'Ah yes, the three emotions'
1'depression, horny, and autistic'

1'fuck it, doo doo doot do do do do'
1'im a bird'

1'you can never have enough communist vans'

1'ah yes, the pebble pearl eaters'

1'My pussy is breathing'

1'Shitted yourself? Shove a cool mint up your bum'

1'Who just tickled my hairy pretzel?'
2'never mind it was the wind'
2*air fights*

1'You look like a baby gave birth to a starfish, no wonder your fishy down there dickwad'

1'Uhh my fish ran away thats why im 40 minutes late sir, ughh pets am i right?'

1'Pussy bread'
1'Mmmm'
1'Pussyyy breadddd'

1(russian accent)'are you trying to send email to Micheal Jackson?'

1'i dont care if you're doing my mum, I only care about the jesus pen'

1(in russian accent)'in mother russia, combine harvest you'

1(in russian accent)'in mother russia, kvinnan mjölk dricker dig'

1'"that was funny, stop it" is one if my favourite things you've ever said'

1'that was so funny you got my pussy cackling'

1'one big blue feces coat'

1'that monkey sounds like a soup'