The Quotes Book

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1'i oven you more'

1' German children are illegal in America'

1' that's kinda gay'
2' the fact that I have another man, who happens to be my boyfriend, pinned to the ground, does not mean I am gay'

1' you are very good at bodies'

1'why do you have arms?'

1'i thought you said you fed your dog human meat'
2'i didn't say I didn't'

1'Damian Wayne is a little bitch'

1'uwu hawucinations'

1'i have toe problems'
2'i have spinal issues'
3'i have mental issues'
2' in fact, wait, I have all three'

1'i got tied to a fence!'
2'yup'

1'im just going to read fanfiction the entire time'
2'you need to be depressed, read angst'

1' I'll be the grinch, but English'

1'can you think of any good quotes?'
2'uh... You? Your life?'
1'you tried'

1' how to reduce dysphoria: develop spinal problems'

1'i put a collar on earlier today, i can manage to put on a watch'

1'the three emotions I am feeling right now are as follows: 1) panic. 2) panic. And 3) gay panic'

1' maybe stop being overwhelmingly gay, I think you're killing your boyfriend'
2'no, no I will not'

1'i don't know why I bother anymore'
2' because you're dumb and gay'
1'see, you're not wrong there'

1'i don't know who they are, but I know they like guns'

1' that's kinda gay of you'
2' you're pretty gay too though'
1'im very gay actually'
2'ok, here's a compromise. You're a very pretty gay'
3'SMOOTH'
4'are you flirting with them?'
2'i-... I don't know what to do in this situation'
4'you could answer the question'
2*leaves*