The Quotes Book

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1'I JUST SPENT THREE THOUSAND ON A POND AND SOME DUCKS'

1'bitch you're not in a relationship, you're not allowed to get angry at them'

1'YAY ANGELICA AND THE STRANGE CHILD ARE HERE!'

1' it's two PM and you still haven't eaten today'
2' lmao I haven't even left my room today'

1'what the fuck do you mean you've 'eaten too much microwavable noodles and chips' we don't own a fucking microwave'

1'how the fuck did you go from being uncomfortable to being flirty by swimming in the pool at 11PM'

1' WHY ARE YOU DREAMING ABOUT ONIONS'

1' You! Go cook dinner you fucking whore'

1'what is your addiction to apple sauce?'

1' WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BUY A FUCKING CHESS TABLE???'

1' it is three in the afternoon, why are you asleep?'
2'why are you not asleep at 3 in the morning'
1' fair point'

1' FEAR THE TIMMY!'

1'wait why are you mad-? Oh wait it's because you're mad'

1' have you ever considered fuck you?'

1'its 4:30AM, maybe you should go to sleep now'
2'maybe you should go fuck yourself'

1'lmao ghost butt'

1'eh, why not?'
2'there are many reasons why not'
1'a reason that I would care about?'
2'knowing you, yeah, no'

1' UwU fucky wucky but make it kinkier'

1'WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO FUCKING POLYAMOUROUS FANFICTION FOR THESE THREE! I NEED THE WHOLESOME THREE WAY RELATIONSHIP!'

1'these two, these three and this one is just a whore'

1' making art of killing people is better than actually killing people so I guess I'll fucking allow it'
2'fuck yeah'

1' how much of person do you have?'
2'WHAT???'
1'how many chips of the people do you have?'
2'i don't know what you're talking about?'
3'were playing poker, that sounds like a star wars currency'
1'no I mean like, how many chips of the people do you have!?'
2'REPEATING THE QUESTION DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS!'

1'i thought I was the twelve'
2'awh but I really want to be the Nine'
1'fine I guess I'll be six'

1' we're all going all going to hell'
2'were all whores'
3*whispering* 'you're all going to hell, goodbye!'

1'im not against you all reading fanfiction, I'm against you all staying up until 4 in the morning to read it!'