The Quotes Book

24

1'i bet you £10 that I'm gayer than Barbie'

1' ah shit, you've beaten me with your 26 heart emojis'

1'gay'
2' hypocrite'
1'i didn't say that I wasn't gay'
2' that's fair'

1'There we go, fun fact of the day, I'm very dumb and happen to be gay'

1' Robert Downey Jr. doesn't actually exist'

1'i want to go back in time to lick Hitler's moustache and then shoot him'

1'this is Asspiss, they piss out their ass'
2'like the Cuban Revolutionary?'

1' lmao do you ever just gay so hard you disrupt the stream of time and god just kinda fucks off?'

1'i was going to read manga but instead I read a gay book'

1' we're both shit eaters!'

1' would you ever dye your scalp?'
2'no?'
1' ugh, wait until 2030'

1' your gay'
2' you're*'
1'no I was talking about your gay'
2'what- OH SHIT THEY ESCAPED'

1'i thought I was good at small talk then I was told that asking people's thoughts on cannibalsm is not small talk'

1' just two awkward gays, hiding in a bush'

1'its September, fix it'
2'ight then *ungays myself*'

1' my gay is like... 4 years old'

1'I'm going to feed that bastard some pink shit'

1'stop pissing off of the bridge'
2'HOLY SHIT THEIR DICK FELL OFF'

1' when you try to get an A but hate crime yourself in the process'

1'I'm chairphobic'

1'i think you whacked the wasp's  colour off'
2'i think you slapped it's badinkadonk off'

1'i stole italy'

1'hehe bread'
2'NO'

1'i love being the mother plant'

1'I'm at pity so'

1' NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY SNAILS'

1'I'm in a relationship for the souffle'

1' you know that you're the favourite book'

1' it was like the last two weeks of my mind'

1'gay has always meant the train'

1'I have a cis of your email'

1'I'm going to go to sleep so that I can watch the rest of the world and see what happens when I am back from the UK and I'm going to fucking kill the kids'

1' daddy kink is the first man'