The Quotes Book

9

1'if you could fit 15 octopuses up your arse you could probably fit a few rifles up there too'

1'heya kids! What are you doing under the bridge?'
2'hello PE teacher, we are hiding from the people who are hate criming us because we're queer'
1'oh... Ok then... Well I'm gonna go-'

1' I'm fine, I just cried over an MCR song while writing an essay on lgbt issues and hate crime in our school'

1'if you keep wearing outfits like that with your hair that short, people are going to start thinking you're a boy!'
2*awkward non binary trans masc laughter*

1'i was bored in French class so I drew remy as a furry anthro'
2'why would you do that?'
1'why would you NOT do that?'

1'is the Jackson Five an insult?'

1' Jesus fuck-'
2'jesus fuck? Jesus porn?'
3'well Jesus is a scaly-'
1'NO-'
3'-so it would be a jesus yiff'

1'isn't it kinda dangerous to have fruit in a science classroom?'
2'yes, that's why I only offer it to the students I don't like'
1'what'
2'what'
(for legal reasons, I have to explain that the teacher is not trying to kill his students, he was joking and he only puts the fruit out at the start of the day, after the classroom has been cleaned of all dangers)

1'welp, time to add that to the book of things my friends have said out of context'
2'what the fuck is that?'
1'*evil laughter*'

1'go get it girl!'
2'not a girl but ok'
1'go get it... Uh... They!'