The Quotes Book

70

I know we're two weeks late, but in my defence, I didnt have enough quotes, so deal with it'

1'reasons I'm not getting a cat: potential Scottish accent'

1'allow me to turn your dead dog into a robot'

1'im so happy I'm going to shove my entire fist in my mouth'

1'doo doo doo'
1'sorry I've got grease stuck in my h- SHE DIED.'

1'remove the doo'

1'just pick up her baby and throw it'

1"SCREW THE MENTAL BREAKDOWN I WAS HAVING , IM GOING TO MAKE SHAGGY FROM SCOOBY DOO SAY SWEAR WORDS'

1'what happened during your holidays?'
2'a man wouldn't let me pee'

1'how did christianity spread so quickly?'
2'IT WAS THROUGH THE SALIVA'

1'Hello this is Gary's crematorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em'
2'Hey there, this is George's orphanage, you make 'em we take 'em'

1'christianity is a zombie plague'

1'RABIES IS NOT DADDY, ABBY'

1'im in a lot of sleep debt'

1'you can be a fruitlord if you want'

1'no don't use your semen as soap'

1'i filled his hole with C4'
2'can jesus do that?'

1'thats a two pronged dick!'

1'why am I floating?'
1'and why do I have cancer???'

1'Mr Jingles-'
2'please, just call me Jingles, Mr Jingles was my mother'

1'i have three lesbian polyamorous mothers and if anyone says anything about it or them, I'll pluck your fucking eyes out'

1'I put remote explosives in my cock'

1'who the fuck is sizzling outside my window?'

1'IM MISTER EMERY'S GINGER CAT, MEOW BITCH!'

1'youre 7ucas now'
2'whar size are your feet?'

1'i have had to say the word "mpreg" to my teacher. In going to decompose'

1'where are the titty bones?'

1'i cant believe how drinkable Lidl's coke is'
2'i cant believe how drinkable'

1'ive looking for you for decades, you fucking furry'

1'bike'
2'laptop'
1'🥚'

1'Bro my train platform bingo card is filling up fast'
2'First a furry and now a proper 2010s emo'

1'do that song to the HEE HEE man'

1'pick up your sword little slay man'